Looking for a funny gift that will make both the victim and yourself question your life choices? Then you've come to the right place. This collection of cheerful misery is ideal for people who "don't need anything" but still deserve a smile. From useless gadgets to gifts too absurd to pass up, everything here is perfect for birthdays, surprises, or that one family member who's always giving you trouble. These are the gifts you buy because you couldn't think of anything decent, and this is the next best thing. Happy scrolling.
These buttons teach your dog to "talk," which is great if you like being insulted by your own pet. The reality? Your dog stomps on random words, and you pretend it's communication. Perfect for people who…
This fanny pack looks like a beer belly that's been through three too many summer barbecues. Perfect for men with a sense of humor, and for women who want to show they once had better taste. It's completely useless, completely wrong...
This mini desk vacuum sucks up crumbs you could have just swept away with your hand. But hey: gadgets > common sense. Ideal for offices, home offices, and people who snack like it's a full-time job. Cute, useful, and above all…
This selfie lamp promises perfect light, but it mostly turns you into a wannabe influencer. You'll look better, but not good enough to go viral. Ideal for video calls that no one takes seriously and Instagram stories that no one sees.
These magnetic socks hold hands, something your relationship probably does better than you do yourself. They click together as if it were romantic, but in reality, they're mostly impractical and slightly annoying. Perfect for couples who really want to…
This perfume smells fantastic, but everyone knows you only buy it to impress people you don't like. Perfect for dates, work drinks, and times when you want to pretend your life is chic. Feminine, expensive...
This candle smells wonderful, but it doesn't solve anything—except for the fact that your house smells different, like stress and takeout. Perfect for people who cry "self-care" but feel completely out of control. You light it and...
This lamp transforms your room into a gamer's cave where maturity dies. Handy if you want to base your identity entirely on a console. Perfect for late-night gaming sessions, show-offs, and anyone who prefers earning virtual trophies to real ones. A fun little thing, but no depth.
This sauce will burn your tongue, throat, and soul all at once. It's for people who like to pretend they can handle spicy food while they cry in a corner afterward. Perfect for macho men with small egos and friends you want…
This clever wallet opens like a spy movie, but without any relevance or style. Perfect for men who pretend to have their lives together but still lose their cards. Convenient, compact, and a little bit…